Worth A Word....

The best comment I've heard on TV for quite a while cam yesterday, courtesy of the new, improved Don Imus show on RFD-TV, by Fox News' economy guy, Charles Payne:

["One of the reasons this market can't bounce back isn't just because of people's opinion of Bush, but because neither of these candidates inspires any confidence that they'll be able to help."]

{I put it in quotes and brackets to denote that it is a paraphrase, because I can't copy things word for word that fast off the toob.}

I am right there with him. Some part of me wishes I wasn't.....but there it is.

Scientific Discovery o' the Day

The Weather Channel, Licensed Meteorologist Heather Tesch in Full Blonde Mode:

"Severe thunderstorms in the Southeast this weekend- damaging hail, strong winds, possibility of tornadoes. This could be bad!"

Naturally, this is all I could think of:

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.