Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Scientific Discovery o' the Day

The Weather Channel, Licensed Meteorologist Heather Tesch in Full Blonde Mode:

"Severe thunderstorms in the Southeast this weekend- damaging hail, strong winds, possibility of tornadoes. This could be bad!"

Naturally, this is all I could think of:

Dr. Egon Spengler: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"?
Dr. Egon Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Dr Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

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