Saturday, September 20, 2008

The End of the World, part MCMCDXVII

Heard on that most authoritative of news outlets, Fox News, 9/18/08 (I have to remind myself that they were the first):

"Over three million Americans are still without running water or electrical power. These are essential to civilization."

Coming from two brainiacs like Geraldo Rivera and Steve Doocy, I'm going to have to re-evaluate how it's possible that all those Greeks and Romans ever accomplished what they did. Aliens, probably......the same ones that built all those pyramids.

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