Thursday, May 3, 2007

Those $65 million pale-green pants.....

....with nobody inside 'em.

So- I'm watching the subtitles on the TV at the gym this morning, as the cable-news jockeys go on about the "ridiculous" and "preposterous" lawsuit over the lost trou of the D.C. judge. At some point, even though my muscles are probably using more than their usual share of the body's oxygen, my brain gets enough to wonder "Hmmm....if it's that 'ridiculous,' why are you spending all this time & energy talking about it, between interviews with Anna Nicole Smith's mom and analysis of the Virginia Tech killer's toilet training?" Wait....never mind.

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