You Can't Top This

Now we have another of those pieces of back-door legislation that sneak in and fulfill Harry Truman's dicum that one bad law breeds contempt for all law. There may be trace amounts of lead in printer's ink, so now we're going to test The Grinch for lead, or he goes in the fire. Ribbentrop and Goebbels approve, and I'll have a double helping of Cat in the Hat and some Little Red Hen on the side, please. With mustard.

.....which leads to the question of the day: What would be symptomatic of an entire nation suffering from mass psychosis? Ten minutes, no talking among yourselves.